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Chickens. The pets that poop breakfast. And at lunch, and at dinner, and at every thing and everywhere in between. Seriously, have you ever owned one?
Chicken ownership brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Holy shit!!!”
(I shit you not!)
Well, I shit you not, but I’m sure the chicken will shit you everywhere you like, lol! The average healthy chicken craps at least 12 to 15 times a day. (Imagine an unhealthy one?) Now normally, that wouldn’t be a big deal, except if you’ve never owned one, you can’t really understand….
Usually, you need to buy your chicks around Easter. I’ll bring you one and I’m going to sit back and watch. Why? Well, they can’t be put outside until they have their first full feathers. They need to be kept very warm, as in, to the tune of 80 to 90°. So what difference does that make? Well, that means they have to be in your house. So you ask, “Again, what’s the big deal?” Well, those little effers can fly. Yep, I said it. They can FLY. And after they’ve been in your house for 2 or 3 weeks, you will find them on top of your dining room china cabinets, on top of your lamps, and mind you, they are pooping on everything. Over. And over. Again. Trust me, it makes for a pretty shitty situation.
